All Hail Barak...

Wow! I just saw a commercial offering me a commemorative plate with Barak Obama's face etched in real gold. The commercial shows him with his beautiful smile, a halo around his head, and his most sincere look. Can you believe that for only $19.95 I can have a ceramic plate commemorating the most memorable experience of my 50 years? The only thing missing from the picture is a cigarette dangling from his lips. Hold on while I grab my phone and dial the number, after all, the supplies are limited, I might just miss out...Crap, the line is busy, guess I will just have to keep trying.