Wednesday, February 25, 2009

A nation of quitters!

Does everyone feel better now? We were so enlightened last night upon watching our revered leader inform us that "we are not quitters" that all citizens everywhere should be rising this morning with new blood in our veins, hope in our hearts and the assurance that Mr. Barack is on the job. Wow, I feel so much better already. I think I'll run right out and buy myself a new mansion and a Mercedes to boot! I really have no worries whatsoever, if I fail, I will have the government there to bail me out. With a cradle to grave society, spending by the Dems that puts even the Republicans to shame, pork barrel projects that are marked as stimulus, health care for one and all, and a cap on earnings, what more could I ask for? Oh, I know, how about we just bring back Karl Marx and have him teach us about Utopia? Barack seems to understand it already, so we're halfway there. Can we quit now?

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